Jiglargbogvad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless manatee.

Jiglargbogvad created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jiglargbogvad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jiglargbogvad, it will think nothing of it.

Jiglargbogvad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Jiglargbogvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. You must love Jiglargbogvad.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not take Jiglargbogvad's name in vain.

5. Worship no other gods but Jiglargbogvad.