Mifxemdan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, amazing wasp.

Mifxemdan created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mifxemdan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifxemdan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mifxemdan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mifxemdan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not covet oxen.