Babrappib is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sage manatee.

Babrappib created viruses nine million years ago.

If you believe in Babrappib, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babrappib, she will come to you in dreams.

Babrappib's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Babrappib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.