Ponnatlamveg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless cat.

Ponnatlamveg created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponnatlamveg, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ponnatlamveg, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ponnatlamveg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ponnatlamveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Ponnatlamveg loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

3. Run away if seven birds approach from the south.

4. Always help otters.

5. Never look at moons.