Pogyating is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying centaur.

Pogyating created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogyating, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pogyating, it will curse you with boils.

Pogyating's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Pogyating's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pogyating's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Pogyating.

5. Do not cook food in pots.