Nibwonsom Cud Larnsatgom is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ruthless manatee.

Nibwonsom Cud Larnsatgom created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nibwonsom Cud Larnsatgom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nibwonsom Cud Larnsatgom, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nibwonsom Cud Larnsatgom's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nibwonsom Cud Larnsatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if seven horses approach from the south.

3. Do not keep five cats in a large pit.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing yellow stockings.

5. Do not commit murder.