Parkmifbim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, uncaring fox.

Parkmifbim created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Parkmifbim, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Parkmifbim, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Parkmifbim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Parkmifbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near swans while wearing green scarves and balancing three zinc spheres on your back.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never feed lemons to dogs while wearing pink corsets.

5. Parkmifbim loves voles, so they must be honoured.