Bastcinmid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish wyvern.

Bastcinmid created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bastcinmid, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bastcinmid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bastcinmid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Bastcinmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bastcinmid.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.