Renfosskongof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent toad.

Renfosskongof created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renfosskongof, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Renfosskongof, he will destroy your home planet.

Renfosskongof's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Renfosskongof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Renfosskongof's name in vain.

2. Hide from brown squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always obey Renfosskongof's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair white.