Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong finch.

Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Rulldissbadlidyarlgumyart's name in vain.

3. Do not kill pigs.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Never think about dark energy near seals while wearing purple trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your face.