Jiggebgon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, thoughtless dog.

Jiggebgon created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiggebgon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jiggebgon, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Jiggebgon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Jiggebgon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from purple geese for they are unholy.

2. Run away if seven capybaras approach from the east.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Always pray immersed in water.