Febneldap is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless human.

Febneldap created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febneldap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Febneldap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Febneldap's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Febneldap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Do not covet oxen.