Cipabcan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthoughtful shark.

Cipabcan created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipabcan, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cipabcan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cipabcan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cipabcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Run away if five shrews approach from the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

5. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Cipabcan on top of important buildings.