Pagxucham is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonest capybara.

Pagxucham created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pagxucham, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pagxucham, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pagxucham's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pagxucham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pagxucham on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not hurt geese.

4. Never feed cucumbers to squirrels while wearing trousers.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.