Taghapsand is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying shrew.

Taghapsand created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Taghapsand, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Taghapsand, it will turn you into a goat.

Taghapsand's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Taghapsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Taghapsand must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Taghapsand on top of all buildings.