Cumstragsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating centaur.

Cumstragsaw created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumstragsaw, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cumstragsaw, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cumstragsaw's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cumstragsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always obey Cumstragsaw's priests.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Cumstragsaw in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always help frogs.