Arpwotfed is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured fly.

Arpwotfed created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arpwotfed, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Arpwotfed, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arpwotfed's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Arpwotfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill manatees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Never skip near snails.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.