Futfagnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, happy dragonfly.

Futfagnutt created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futfagnutt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Futfagnutt, it will torture you forever.

Futfagnutt's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Futfagnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not take Futfagnutt's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.