Fabgidsas is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing wyvern.

Fabgidsas created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabgidsas, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fabgidsas, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fabgidsas' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Fabgidsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never bounce in the presence of goats.

3. You must love Fabgidsas.

4. Put Fabgidsas first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.