Aftallim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous unicorn.

Aftallim created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Aftallim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Aftallim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Aftallim's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Aftallim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Aftallim on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never paint your neck cyan.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.