Flaggatkab is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever
human.
Flaggatkab created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Flaggatkab, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flaggatkab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Flaggatkab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Flaggatkab's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Always help nematodes.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not hurt hamsters.