Bundumdav is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able wolf.

Bundumdav created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bundumdav, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bundumdav, she will turn you into a rock.

Bundumdav's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bundumdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look in ponds.