Mifwadyart is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, ruthless hyena.

Mifwadyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifwadyart, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mifwadyart, he will turn you into a mouse.

Mifwadyart's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mifwadyart's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Mifwadyart loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.