Nigbabkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, tiresome giraffe.

Nigbabkon created bats four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbabkon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nigbabkon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nigbabkon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nigbabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans in need.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near voles while wearing blue shirts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.