Dibcibpag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous swallow.

Dibcibpag created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibcibpag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dibcibpag, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dibcibpag's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dibcibpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dibcibpag.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Hide from gray nematodes for they are unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibcibpag.