Bogcabdut Honragboss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, moody coyote.

Bogcabdut Honragboss created dark energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogcabdut Honragboss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogcabdut Honragboss, it will be very sad.

Bogcabdut Honragboss' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bogcabdut Honragboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bogcabdut Honragboss four times a day.

2. Hide if six geese approach from the west.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bogcabdut Honragboss on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.