Cetjigveg is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, impressive wyvern.

Cetjigveg created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetjigveg, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetjigveg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Cetjigveg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cetjigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed tomatoes to snakes while wearing black coats.