Wegnar is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, selfish wyrm.

Wegnar created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnar, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wegnar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Wegnar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wegnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight porpoises in one place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Put Wegnar first in all things.

4. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.