Bassflishiv is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, smart fox.

Bassflishiv created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassflishiv, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bassflishiv, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bassflishiv's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bassflishiv's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never run near manatees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Retreat if five bats approach from the south.