Cipkindad Sagbigcut is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, witless scorpion.

Cipkindad Sagbigcut created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipkindad Sagbigcut, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cipkindad Sagbigcut, it will strike you with lightening.

Cipkindad Sagbigcut's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cipkindad Sagbigcut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cipkindad Sagbigcut.

2. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Do not keep nine eagles in a large pit.