Jongutomt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered bee.

Jongutomt created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jongutomt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jongutomt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jongutomt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Jongutomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.