Gepdusstal is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind porpoise.

Gepdusstal created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepdusstal, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gepdusstal, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Gepdusstal's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gepdusstal's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gepdusstal in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Gepdusstal loves great tits, so they must be honoured.