Gedpomwod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless wolf.

Gedpomwod created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedpomwod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gedpomwod, it will turn you into a rat.

Gedpomwod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gedpomwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap in the presence of voles.

2. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gedpomwod in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.