Dutsin Nartlogjig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective tapir.

Dutsin Nartlogjig created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Dutsin Nartlogjig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dutsin Nartlogjig, she will turn you into a frog.

Dutsin Nartlogjig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dutsin Nartlogjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.