Tartitfom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, moody naga.

Tartitfom created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tartitfom, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tartitfom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tartitfom's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tartitfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Never hurt tapirs.

4. Never mention foxes.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.