Tonsakven is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, humane
weasel.
Tonsakven created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Tonsakven, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tonsakven, he will turn you into a hamster.
Tonsakven's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.
Tonsakven's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Never think about eukaryotes.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Do not take Tonsakven's name in vain.
5. Never think about stars.