Jabjipdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a large, clever hamster.

Jabjipdoss created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabjipdoss, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jabjipdoss, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jabjipdoss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Jabjipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Jabjipdoss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help sick otters.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jabjipdoss in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near dogs while wearing orange shorts and balancing six nickel spheres on your legs.

5. Do not chop down trees.