Citquillgodhud is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciless goose.

Citquillgodhud created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Citquillgodhud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Citquillgodhud, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Citquillgodhud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Citquillgodhud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed lemons to dolphins while wearing violet trousers.

5. Do not keep three shrews in a large pit.