Boggenjad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest bird.

Boggenjad created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggenjad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Boggenjad, it will strike you with lightening.

Boggenjad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Boggenjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Boggenjad.