Cip Wit is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate bee.

Cip Wit created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip Wit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cip Wit, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cip Wit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cip Wit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention great tits.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Run away from white snails, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cip Wit.