Dudabxucknat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless warg.

Dudabxucknat created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudabxucknat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dudabxucknat, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dudabxucknat's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dudabxucknat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dudabxucknat's priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never laugh near squirrels.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dudabxucknat.

5. Always take life seriously.