Canvogcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful warg.

Canvogcuss created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canvogcuss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Canvogcuss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Canvogcuss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Canvogcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to mites while wearing violet skirts.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not take Canvogcuss' name in vain.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not keep five bats in a large pit.