Cemyarpdidfom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, staggering bat.

Cemyarpdidfom created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemyarpdidfom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cemyarpdidfom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cemyarpdidfom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cemyarpdidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cemyarpdidfom on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.