Gedlibhun is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, emotional gorilla.

Gedlibhun created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedlibhun, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gedlibhun, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gedlibhun's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Gedlibhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Gedlibhun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never feed lots of spinach to great tits while wearing mauve kilts.