Arfjarnyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, contented centaur.

Arfjarnyarp created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Arfjarnyarp, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arfjarnyarp, she will laugh at you.

Arfjarnyarp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Arfjarnyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if nine bats approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Arfjarnyarp on top of important buildings.