Flagyattdod Ditpadvindoss Nurgetpag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful mink.

Flagyattdod Ditpadvindoss Nurgetpag created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagyattdod Ditpadvindoss Nurgetpag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flagyattdod Ditpadvindoss Nurgetpag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Flagyattdod Ditpadvindoss Nurgetpag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Flagyattdod Ditpadvindoss Nurgetpag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Retreat if three ants approach from the north.