Jinganbafhub is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humane capybara.

Jinganbafhub created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinganbafhub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinganbafhub, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jinganbafhub's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Jinganbafhub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry horses.

2. Do not kill birds.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never talk about photosynthesis.