Gomcatomin is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving swallow.

Gomcatomin created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomcatomin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gomcatomin, she will turn you into a plant.

Gomcatomin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gomcatomin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never jump in holy places.