Kaparfjin Hanfobhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, compassionate butterfly.

Kaparfjin Hanfobhun created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kaparfjin Hanfobhun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kaparfjin Hanfobhun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kaparfjin Hanfobhun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kaparfjin Hanfobhun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Kaparfjin Hanfobhun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never paint your legs violet.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.