Gepbigbus is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate fox.

Gepbigbus created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbigbus, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gepbigbus, he will destroy your home planet.

Gepbigbus' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gepbigbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat pineapples.

3. Never feed lots of cherries to nematodes while wearing magenta stockings.

4. You must pray to Gepbigbus six times a day.

5. Always look after injured great tits.