Gepcabdut is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, confident bee.

Gepcabdut created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gepcabdut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gepcabdut, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gepcabdut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gepcabdut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Worship no other gods but Gepcabdut.

4. Never paint your back magenta.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.